Imagine you overheard these humorous situations. Report what the doctor / patient said.

1. Doctor: I am afraid the pain in your right arm is just old age.
Patient: But my left arm doesn't hurt and I've had it just as long.
2. Patient: Doctor, doctor! I only have 30 seconds left to live.
Doctor: I'll talk to you in a minute.
3. Patient: Doctor, doctor! I've broken my arm in two places.
Doctor: It's a good idea not to go back to either of them.
4. Patient: Doctor, doctor! I want to stop myself from dying.
Doctor: Go to the living room.